Love this ! :)
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but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE
This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.
HOW WILL I DIE?
FELLATED BY MY FAILURES
Annoyed by my family. Well shit that happens already.
why is eaten out by a possibility
crushed by grandma.
that certainly could have better.
Fellated by… Grandma… Of course! I have to get a death that sounds like something one of my childhood bullies would say!
FELLATED BY LORD JESUS CHRIST
Penetrated by my failures, how the fuck dies that work!?fellated by lord Jesus Christ??? XD
Im going to be eaten out by everthing. Wow
(( Penetrated by my failures ))
Stabbed by everything.
Happy with Everything…
Consumed by lord Jesus Christ!
Buried alive by the living
Strangled by life
fucked by republicans
Fellated by every member of Limp Bizkit.
The most beautiful death.drowned in pro-lifers this is wonderous
this is unbelievably important and no one really realizes it
bunny eating rasberries
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
Happy with a bone
THIS IS AMAZING